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Here We Go Again Why the Earth Is Flat

Rapper B.o.B. has caused a furore by tweeting that the Earth is in fact flat, and yous but demand to look at the evidence to come to the same conclusion. Evidently, prominent scientists have openly mocked this claim, showing the many ways in which it is ludicrous, no matter how many people insist otherwise. They're correct though; sadly. B.o.B. is wrong. His nonsense claims, such as the idea that Earth'due south curvature should be visible at certain distances just isn't, are just that: nonsense. His comments and insistent statements are little more than childish naivety. In truth, the conspiracy goes much, much deeper than that.

For example, the Earth actually is flat. As in totally flat, like a sheet of glass. The definition of apartment is "having a level surface; without raised areas or indentations". So how can you have tall buildings and mountains if the Earth is flat? You can't. Q.E.D. It would be like saying a hedgehog is flat, which, barring an unfortunate encounter with a heavy appurtenances vehicle, it clearly isn't.

Some might take consequence with this, based on the flimsy evidence that they tin run into buildings, hills, trees, mountains and things like that everywhere, and may even exist in or on them right now. This is just another case of how blinkered people are. If y'all look closely, the clues are everywhere.

Sherpa film still Mount Everest
There's no such thing as a mount, they're just optical illusions caused by light refracting off all the mind-altering chemicals in the air. Photograph: PR

For instance, what's the tallest supposed mountain on Globe? Everest. Except it isn't. The proper name is a giveaway; it'due south clearly a morphing of "never residue", because if you wanted to go to the biggest mountain you lot'd literally never rest, because information technology isn't actually there. What well-nigh all those people who have climbed it, you say? Well, consider all the people who have died supposedly doing so. How do you die climbing something that isn't there? You tin't. They were evidently killed to protect the conspiracy, whereas those who "survived" were willing to play ball.

And if that isn't clear plenty, pretty much everyone who attempts to climb Everest takes oxygen with them. Why would you do that when there'southward oxygen all around united states, in the air? Wherever they're going, information technology isn't on Earth. You know where you lot practice need oxygen, though? THE MOON! That's where they're going. So-called mountaineers are being sent to the moon in order to faux climbing Everest. This is why Nasa had to fake the moon landing with astronauts, because information technology was already full of mountaineers and they couldn't risk exposing that conspiracy. See how it all adds up?

Some might still object, considering they're currently sitting in a tall building. They're not though, they only "think" they are. In truth, everyone is breathing in a strong mix of hallucinogens that are constantly in the air around us, and these cause us to perceive buildings and tall things where there are none. How did these hallucinogens go far the air? Well, that's what chemtrails are actually for.

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Expert evening, your majesty. Photo: Chris Davis/Amphibian and Reptil/PA

Don't worry, these hallucinogenic compounds aren't provided by evil "Big Pharma"; they're really secreted by the shape-shifting lizards that dominion society. Why do you think lizards are in accuse in the commencement place? They provide the secretions that go on the population in line, assertive in things like the Earth is round and buildings exist. The few times people have actually tried to brand a tall edifice like the World Trade Middle, it is destroyed past the government.

Some refer to "fake flags" at times like this. In truth, all flags are simulated; they're non-real tall structures, so are merely figments of our collective imagination.

This leads u.s.a. on to other considerations though, similar how thick is the Earth? It may be totally flat, simply nobody said it's two-dimensional. It must have a thickness, because we can become underground or underwater. Unlike mountains, the oceans are clearly existent, because otherwise where did Atlantis become?

The deepest role of the ocean we know almost is the Mariana trench, a total 7 miles down. This means the World is at least 7 miles thick, and probably a lot more so, because that'due south a lot of h2o on top of it and it would need to be solid enough to keep it all in, lest all of the seas leak out of the bottom of the world. This clearly isn't happening, even if y'all practise ignore the nonsense that is rising sea levels due to global warming. How can y'all take global warming without a globe to warm? Hoisted by your own petard at that place, scientists!

Peradventure the globe is as thick as it is wide, and is really a cube? Scientists belittle at this notion, arguing that gravity would mean the temper would be much thicker at the centre of the each surface and nearly barren at the poles. Just have you noticed how the atmosphere is much more than humid at the so-called "equator" yet the poles are practically lifeless? Coincidence? Manifestly Non!

When you follow this train of logic, it becomes clear that the only viable conclusion is that Earth is indeed flat. Flatter than anyone has ever expected.

Either that, or the human being brain has a habit of looking for patterns in innocuous or coincidental occurrences, ascribing great significance to any connection information technology tin notice and trying to make sense of them despite the absence of whatever concrete bear witness. Merely seriously, that'southward a flake of a far-fetched claim isn't it?

Dean Burnett covers the neurological mechanisms leading to conspiracy theories and more in his debut volume The Idiot Encephalon,

He is on Twitter: @garwboy

  • The Idiot Brain by Dean Burnett (Guardian Faber, £12.99). To club a copy for £vii.99, get to bookshop.theguardian.com or call 0330 333 6846. Complimentary UK p&p over £10, online orders only. Phone orders min. p&p of £1.99.

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Source: https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2016/jan/26/earth-totally-flat-conspiracy-bob